my feet hurt...

My feet are killing me. You would think with all the advancements in science over the last 100 years they would be able to make a cheap pair of shoes that don't make you want to jump off a bridge.

Coincidentally, if I were to jump off a bridge to end my life I think I would remove my shoes first. That way I can feel the wind between my toes as I plummet to my demise.

Now don't get worried because I don't think I would ever kill myself. I'm the type of person that believes it will always work out (and so far it has). That is except for these shoes.