my short history...and a glimpse into the future

I got this idea from another blog but I thought it sounded fun. This is a lot harder than it looks. Trying to think of something you did or had happen to you for a specific year in your life can be difficult.



1985-My parents got busy
1986-BORN
1987-I assume I began to walk and talk (I have yet to stop)
1988-Decided I could only lead if I had followers
1988-Got a brother
1989-Turned 3 years old
1990-Turned 4 years old
1991-Began public education
1991-I prayed for a sister
1992-Got a sister
1992-Began my reign as the oldest sibling
1993-Michael Franklin gave me a bloody nose on the playground
1994-Complained about the teaching skills of my third grade teacher until she changed the way she taught
1994-Smelled B.O. in my armpit for the first time
1995-Moved from O-Town to North O-Town
1996-Learned that I hate division but love multiplying
1996-Watched the maturation video-learned that soon there would be hair where there was no hair before
1997-Cried at the end of 5th grade (so did Goobs)
1998-my genes kicked in and I got my first pair of glasses
1999-Failed my first, but not my last, math class
2000-Met the girl that would someday be my wife (yeah I know)
2001-My dad had a brain tumor removed
2001-Started high school
2002-Drivers license and the keys to a mini van
2002-Shaved my head bald after watching "Duck Soup" with James (best friend)
2003-My parents decide to move to Wisconsin
2003-Made a deal with my mom if I was elected into class office I could stay in Utah
2003-Elected into class office
2003-Moved out of the house and into my grandparents basement
2004-High school graduation
2004-Started college
2005-Moved into an apartment with James (best friend)
2005-James and I punched each other in the face
2006-Terri Reddout became my advisor and changed my college career
2007-Began my two year reign at KWCR (a college radio station)
2007-My dad was diagnosed with a second brain tumor
2008-asked a guy in the military if I could marry his daughter
2008-Got engaged
2009-God healed my dad's inoperable brain tumor
2009-Graduated college
2009-Got a "real" job
2009-Said "I do"
2009-Went to Hawaii
2010-The five year plan is implemented
2011-TBD
2012-TBD
2013-TBD
2014-TBD
2015-End of five year plan-definitely a father by now
2016-TBD
2017-TBD
2018-TBD
2019-TBD
2020-Plans to return to the moon with NASA
and so on...